Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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