Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
dude i'm inner monologue high
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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