I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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