He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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