There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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