so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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