Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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