If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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