So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I wish i was in the wii world.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
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