Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
The feeling are messing with the penis
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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