Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
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