The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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