Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
I love having hate sex.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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