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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.

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(516): View more from New York

no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"

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(757): View more from Virginia

Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.

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(315): View more from New York

I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back

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(678): View more from Georgia

you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs

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(630): View more from Illinois

I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA

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