is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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