I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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