I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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