oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I have fence marks all over my body
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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