she woke up with a sticky ear
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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