Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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