I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
