Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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