I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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