ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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