____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
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