We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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