he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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