It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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