i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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