So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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