I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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