Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
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