So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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