ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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