My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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