so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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