it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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