I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Randomize
