how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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