I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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