But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Randomize
