whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
