so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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