We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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