She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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