i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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