her vagine was all disorganized.
kristin has been a bad kristin
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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