I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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