oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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