Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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