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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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