It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize