Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
Where did you get a picture of my penis
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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