is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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