this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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